January182012

Rules to Keep you from Dieing in WWZ

If WWZ really does happen you got to know what to do here are my rules…

#1: never get surprised. If something comes around the corner do not scream or fire blindly ( if you have a gun) this will tell the zombies around you were you are which mean your chance of survival is gone. Also if it is not a zombie you just made another one…

#2:  never go into a highly populated area (HPA). More people means more zombies and more zombies mean less time living, but if you can’t resist your temptation of eating some Mc. Donalds its ok, it’ll just cost you a lot of pain… than more pain…

#3: find a group as fast as you can. Don’t get attached or hate each other though you don’t want to get shot in the leg when your running from a hord, but if can’t be helped, you might want to shoot first.

#4: FORGET GUNS! they are loud and create a lot of noise, if you have a      silencer I don’t care! Silencers only make the shot sound different from a BANG! they will get you killed! A weapon that is silent light and can pack a punch or cut with out snagging is best, don’t want to loose your weapon in a hurry.

#5: Keep moving you stay in one place for too long you will either:

A) be overwhelmed

B) run out of supplies

C) do something stupid

But when you move do not travel close to HPAs. Also don’t move too often if WWZ does happen, its going to last for a long time. If you are stupid enough to settle make sure you are isolated and have a big clearing to make sure you can see anything that comes your way, but if it comes down to it most people are going to die form answer C.

#6: travel light. move quietly (i hate you Spec Ops guys for being pro…) and don’t take chances. Don’t make fires, and  don’t fight zombies with fire, it takes a few minutes for fire to burn through flesh at weaken muscles to the point of killing or immobilizing the target. Try to search buildings as your last resort, try to loot the outskirts of towns, preferably isolated towns.

PS.) Always DOUBLE TAP! It wastes ammo yes, but you will live! (besides you shouldn’t be using guns…)   

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