Rules:
RULE 1: Aim for the head, and you won’t be dead.
RULE 2: Wear boots. If you wear flats, and you have a cut on your foot and you happen to step in zombie blood, it will soak through and you’re dead for sure. Wearing boots make a lot of noise, sure, but when Zombies are trying to get a nice meal from T.G.I Toedays, give ‘em some cow hide to chew on!
RULE 3: If you hear footsteps, DO NOT SCREAM. If you ignore it, Zombies are going to have a little snacky snacky snack from the buffet of backs.
RULE 4: Wear appropriate clothing. It is a horrible idea to wear your hipstershit because 1. They’ll grab the loose ends of your shirt. 2. They bite right through. 3. Your kicks aren’t really going to be affective with REAL KICKS. Tight clothing is good, but not too tight. You need to be able to move and breathe. Wearing a leather jacket and having a mohawk wont stop some zombie from munching on your head like a candy apple.
RULE 5: If your girlfriend/boyfriend get zombified, DON’T TRY TO SPEAK TO THEM. They’re lifeless corpses trying to make love to your BRAIN. If they are Zombified, I don’t think your relationship is going to work out.
RULE 6: Bring any weapon you can find. Everything is a weapon now that Z-Day has come, and you have to survive no matter what.
RULE 7: Bring as much supply as you can carry, lighter items are much better. Vienna sausage/SPAM is something you could take, atleast something you dont need to cook.
RULE 8: If you find shelter, DO NOT START A FIRE. It will just attract looters or more zombies.
RULE 9: When in doubt, know your way out.
