February 2012
11 posts
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CQB Issue, Personal Weapons
A personal weapon can be anything, and they’ve all been listed. However, without practice certain objects present nearly as much of a threat to the user as the potential attacker. Yes, a sword is an excellent close-ranged weapon. However, a shovel would provide better stand-off distance, while a 16-penny framing hammer will crush both skulls and concrete. Neither of these items require much...
NOT HOME
when the shit hits the fan and the dead recruiting for team zombie one bite at at time you need be prepared to weather the first week in terms of food and water but especially a tight place to hole up in. It’s the first week that will tell if you stay one of the living or get seriously F’ed up by the dead hordes of zombies then turn up sort of undead-ish too as their newest recruit....
Were to go?
Go to a place were there is lots of food,water,weapons,exits BUT were the undead cannot get in. When you get to your place of choice block all openings the undead can get in. Except one. The one opening you have left unblocked make sure that there is a lock on it so it is locked all of the time so they cannot get in. When you feel safe in your place of choice ration food and water. Some of the...
STAY ALERT!
NO matter what STAY ALERT. look for blunt objects,weapons,food,and water! never panic. and NEVER leave someone behind. and one last tip alaways have walkie talkes,or a small raido to conunicate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Surviving ZLand
NO FEAR-look at a zombie and get pissed.think of dead friends or realatives.
THINK LIKE A CRIMINAL-learn to pick locks,hot-wire cars,etc.
BLUNT WEAPONS-eventually you will run out of bullets,so it’s good to have a bat or hatchet close at hand.
NO ALCOHOL-(obviously)it clouds judgement and will likely get you killed
DON’T BE AN IDIOT-have a good shelter,reliable weapons,food and...
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The Big City
So you are stuck in the city. Most of us will be. Doesn’t matter. You can follow a few rules to make sure you survive an apocalypse.
1) Always wear clothes that you know will last you if anything happens. No, your cute stilettos won’t get you true this. That goes for short skirts and anything you wear to the club! Boots are fashionable now a days. Take advantage of it. Get yourself a...
WATER GUNS
What if you get like a bunch of water guns, load them up with bleach (because bleach is really strong in terms of disinfectant) and when/if you run out of ammo for your gun, or your melee fails you, blast away with your supersoakers against them Z’s, and they should…
A) Have their flesh burn alive
B) Virus should be exterminated or…
C) Return to normal (virus exterminated)/die...
always search for supllies
always look for ammunation,weapons and most importantly FOOD so you dont starve.Also take any luggage that you can find you will need it to store your supllies.
Balance your options
Many people say that it a bad idea to hide in the city. Zombies flock to population, so it might seem like a good idea to stay away. But people often do not think about how they will acquire food and basic supplies. The city is one of the best places to acqire food and supplies, even if it is a potentially dangerous place. People should only go there, though, if they are prepared to fight...
Bike using and sword using.
I have to say that a bike could come in handy in a zombie apocalypse. i mean, the gas never runs out, they are very light and start very quick.
Then i would like to say something about swords. those shoukld really be youre primairy weapon, with the only thing to do is sharpen it and hack ALL the zombies. guns only for emergency.
If your hungry you could always stock up to protein supplements. It will help with fatigued muscles. It has a very long shelf life too.
January 2012
7 posts
Zombie Apocalypse Emergency Plan
There are a lot of things that will be going on at once- but you need to think strategically before making a decision all of a sudden. (I recently planned this out with my family.)
You’re going to need weapons. Figure out the closest place to get them. ( Avoid traffic and urban areas) Get guns, ammo, swords, bow and arrows, and ect. Remember- if you have guns you will always eventually run...
Long life food
What food should we stock up with, incase the big day arrives?
I’m thinking long life food like nuts, dried fruit, space ice creams etc.
Things that are light, nutritious, and have long expiry dates.
Can someone write an article about this topic?
Surviving in the country
Now a good amount of you may be in the city, in that case get to the country. I live in a back-woods type area in Texas and I can say I’m lucky because if zombies invade I can literally run 5 minutes in any direction and stay there the rest of my life there and survive great. But for those of you who are near any type big city may I suggest get to the country and stay there. If you are not...
Home
I’m staying put. I live in the city too. Realistically, what are the odds of you setting out on foot and surviving very long?
I bought my house 7 years ago with protection in mind. High windows, easily barricaded doors. I have 3/4 inch plywood and 2x4’s to board up the place with. Also tin foil and duct tape. No light will escape to alert the living or the dead that there is anyone...
Rules to Keep you from Dieing in WWZ
If WWZ really does happen you got to know what to do here are my rules…
#1: never get surprised. If something comes around the corner do not scream or fire blindly ( if you have a gun) this will tell the zombies around you were you are which mean your chance of survival is gone. Also if it is not a zombie you just made another one…
#2: never go into a highly populated area (HPA)....
Thr cities
liveing in the citie is not a bad idea all you need is a colony of people who know how to fight agenst zobies and you ready to go . Wlive in houses and devend the cities make it save for other people to come in and bring resourses but most of all know you seroundings
Aim for the limbs
It is waaaaaaay harder to get a head shot and it will wast ammo if you miss which you will probaly will unless you are a relly good shot.Try to hit bigger targets like arms and legs. It wount kill a zombie but it will desable it so it wount be able to get to you
A gun isn't the only thing that kills
Remember guns kill but so do blades. I don’t mean little pocket knifes. I mean machetes and sword. They are light weight and easier to maintain all you need are a whetstone a scabbard a sword and a belt and you have an effective defense. I don’t recommend just using a sword or blade but pairing it with a rifle. (in an urban environment try a pistol.) Just remember a gun kills at a...
December 2011
18 posts
Best Zombie Gun
If you are looking for a good gun there are three main rules.
1. Is there a need for it and if so what is it.
2. IS it light enough to run with a heavy pack. You will definitely have to be able to run with it when a large mob of zombies or other humans chase you.
3. Is it automatic. NEVER use an automatic unless you ABSOLUTELY need to. Automatic weapons burn through ammo and unless in the...
Guns cant be our only option.
The dangers of using fire
Just remember fire isn’t a head shot. One its burns but takes a long time to disable the zombie if it does. And most of the time fire will NOT kill a zombie. So always shoot it to be safe. And Molotov cocktails while easy to make are utterly useless because it will draw the zombie to you while it is completely engulfed in flames so it will possibly burn you then zombiefy you. So if you do...
A Question: Why does no one think of Molotov...
If there are large groups of infected, or zombies or walkers or whatever, why not do a standard PPA? Assuming you have not been an idiot and drawn their attention, would it not be a good idea to try to get them to congregate, like around a bait of some kind (car alarm, etc), and then shower them with molotov cocktails? you wouldn’t need to use valuable gas, just turpentine, or paint thinner...
Cities
Avoid cities, many people means many zombies. Unless nessecary, when you need food etc., you enter a city.
Rules:
RULE 1: Aim for the head, and you won’t be dead.
RULE 2: Wear boots. If you wear flats, and you have a cut on your foot and you happen to step in zombie blood, it will soak through and you’re dead for sure. Wearing boots make a lot of noise, sure, but when Zombies are trying to get a nice meal from T.G.I Toedays, give ‘em some cow hide to chew on!
RULE 3: If you hear footsteps,...
Ways to Kill Yourself in a Zombie Apocalypse -...
While it may look pretty badass if it rains zombie parts and blood, you don’t want to be in contact with any of them. If any of their bodily fluids come into contact with you, you’re going to turn into one of them and may as well just shoot yourself now.
“Anti-personnel explosives kill mainly by shrapnel, metal shards tearing through vital organs. As this will not affect...
Some points:
Whatever your weapon of choice, know how to use it before WWZ.
Know everything you possibly can ahead of time. Gather maps, learn where the nearest military base is, know where you’re going to go & how you’re going to get there, etc.
Gather a basic emergency grab-bag now. I won’t get into what it should contain, look at Survival Guides online.
Speaking of survival guides,...
Vital skills for not dying in the first 10 minutes...
This is my second contribution to this blog(if you can call it a contribution). My first was Types of Zombies and the Best Weapons to Kill them with. Anyway, here goes….
Picture this… “you’re sitting at home watching TV when you’re favorite show is interrupted. An official looking person comes onto the screen and says, ‘A government virus has been...
10 things you will need to survive
1. a machete
2. as many guns as you can carry
3. first aid kit
4. canned food
5. friends and family (close)
6. plenty of water
7. a place to meet up if split up.
8. knowledge of surviving outdoors
9. sub- machine gun
10. a fucking car.
Travel in a Group but dont get attached
to live or die
if you want to live you MUST have a back up plan
good place to hide
me im gonna head to the school ner me u should find a place on a hill close to water 2 of 3 stories no manny windows and get a small group 3-10 ppl to proevt it
The Farm Theory
I have had many lengthy discussions with a fellow Z-Day enthusiast and we came to the following conclusion:
A farm on a hill is the best place to seek refuge if Z-Day actually happens. But why? you ask….
Well, if zombies really do take over the world the cities will be un-inhabitable - WAY too many zombies to deal with. But why a farm? Why not a cottage or hunt camp or trailer park? Farms...
my rules for zombie survival
If u see a zombie pulsing kill it from afar with a gun or explosive. If u see a zombie in a straight jacket, RUN!!!! Always carry a sword or long blade and some grenades(frag or semtex) also an assault rifle, shotgun, and preferably a desert eagle. If you come across a military armory LOOT THAT BITCH FOR WEAPONS AND AMMO(preferably semtex, frags, M4’s, AK-47’s M16’s, shit like...
Rv
Keep moving is key in a zombie apocalypse.
I will be using my rv to cruise in style across the plaines of death,i’ll be bringing my crossbow along!
Cardio is your best option
I just recently became obsessed with researching survival of the zombie apocalypse and have come to this conclusion from all the information and opinions:
1) Survivors will be fit and mentally tough. The majority will be moving by foot or bicycle. Conventional roads will be obstacle courses without some organization structure/community.
2) Weapons are essential. It seems like no one is going to...
improviZed weapons
to survive the on coming z-day, you will need to be able to form a weapon from any object with potential. just for an example, i took a pair of long-handled hedge-clippers with the blades to the side and unscrewed the joint, and ended up with a pair of ZOMBIE SCREWIN’ SCYTHES!!
have fun with your ideas, and Z.M.D!
(Zombies Must Die!)
November 2011
11 posts
Work That Booty!
If your ever going to survive the zombie apocalypse your going to have to not be fat no hard feelings but you are less likely to live it. If you are really fat and don’t ever exercise you only have 5% chance of living a month.
Once your dead will u stay dead
if u are infected and kill yourself wont the virus reanimate your body or will it die off if the body system is dead??
Field Hockey Stick?
I play field hockey and really enjoy the idea of it being my choice weapon during the zombie apocalypse. Obviously it can be used like a baseball bat, but part of me wants to make it sharp for slicing as well. Any ideas?
In a Zombie Apocalypse, Where should I Go?
You will need to head south. While this may seem like a bad idea because zombies can’t survive in cold weather, neither can crops. If you get a bad harvest, you’re dead. Its better to deal with zombies than starvation, if you ask me. You’ll also need a good place to plant all those crops. You will also need big walls to keep out zombies. Preferably no windows that you have to...
not sure if this has been covered
So I was thinking, it is generally accepted that once you are bitten by a zombie you are pretty much screwed. But if we narrow down the cause of the infection it has to be some kind of infectious microorganism. So it is either a virus, bacteria or my personal fav; a prion! (fungus or parasite are both less likely). A prion is the thing that causes mad cow disease and also happens to be resistant...
Pet Zombies
So what about Pet zombies? I think my dog may be one. He slavers all the time, sleeps like a log and eats only red meat (very expensive for me!). Lately, he has started prowling about at night making strange sounds and refuses to play football with me anymore.
Any ideas?
Zombie types & the best weapons to kill them:
Degradation- when a zombie host is no longer effective.
Aging- Slowly regenerates small amounts of muscle tissue which increases the time period before degradation. These zombies are clumsy and slow moving with very little motor control. Don’t waste ammo on these S.O.B.’s go with blunt and melee.
Rage- These zombies create mass amounts of muscle tissue making them fast and strong...
Best clothing
In my opinon best clothing is dress like a biker. Leather Jacket, Leather chaps, Heavy boots, and a full face helmet. If it protects you from road rash would protect you from bites.
After you get bitten
Yes, we all plan on surviving the zombie apocalypse, but seriously, you may end up getting bitten or something of the like. Yes, it is the end for you, you are screwed, but don’t waste what is remaining of your life, this also applies to if you have someone in the group who was infected. Don’t simply give up on yourself or that person, until the infected is dead, they can still kill...
What you need!!!
1. weapons - axe gun machete shovel bat and sword 2. food - any can goods and water 3. buddies
October 2011
11 posts
A trusty weapon
ALWAYS carry a weapon like a baseballbat or mabye a frying pan becouse if you see a walker it is best not to make too much noise couse it will attract morre of them
No mercy.
Just remember, these things that your fighting no longer know what they’re past life was. If you were married to them, you now mean nothing to them. If they were your best friend, they’ll never recognize your face again. Think of this as a game of copy cats. They attack you, you attack them. Smack that bitch hard, because if you really think about it, they’ve suffered a fate...
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